Human hulk taking the exercise
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.