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Weird face

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New jokes

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison