Bored girl with cat
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.