Bored girl with cat
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.