Man plays the basketball game
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.