CRAZY BASKETBALL PLAYER

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Crazy basketball player

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New jokes

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."