CHILDREN PLAY THE BASKETBALL

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Children play the basketball

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.