CHILDREN PLAY THE BASKETBALL

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Children play the basketball

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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.