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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."