BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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Basketball players

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Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.