BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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Basketball players

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Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!