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Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"