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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.