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Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."