BASKETBALL MATCH

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Basketball match

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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.