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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.