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Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.