MEN PLAY THE BASKETBALL

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Men play the basketball

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"