Girl knows how to do it
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.