Girl knows how to do it
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."