MEN PLAY THE BASKETBALL

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Men play the basketball

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."