BORED MAN ON COACH

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Bored man on coach

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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!