Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.