WOMAN GOT SICK

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Woman wants to vomit

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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!