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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.