Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left