FUNNY FISH

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Funny fish

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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."