Cute small dog
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.