Cute small dog
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.