FUNNY DOG TRAVELS

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Funny dog travels

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New jokes

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."