FUNNY DOG IS WALKING

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Funny dog is walking

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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.