Elephants are eating
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!