DISGUSTING ELEPHANT

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Disgusting elephant

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.