Elephant is jumping on trampoline
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.