Elephant is playing
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.