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Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!