ELEPHANT IS PLAYING

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Elephant is playing

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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left