Ferret is jumping from table
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!