FERRET IS SLEEPING

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Ferret is sleeping

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New jokes

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.