FERRET HAS MASSAGE

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Ferret has massage

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New jokes

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.