Ferret has massage
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.