FERRET HAS MASSAGE

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Ferret has massage

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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.