FERRET HAS MASSAGE

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Ferret has massage

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.