FERRET IS TIRED

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Ferret is tired

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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.