FERRET IS TIRED

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Ferret is tired

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Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."