FERRET WITH PIG

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Ferret with pig

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.