GIRL PLAYS GOLF

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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.