WOMAN PLAYS GOLF

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Woman plays golf

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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.