MAN TAKES THE EXERCISE

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Man takes the exercise

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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.