Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.