Tom plays the golf
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99