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Golf ball

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Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.