Seal is smiling
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.