EXCITED BRAD PITT

Excited Brad Pitt

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.