WEIRD HORSE

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Weird horse

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Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."