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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.