Horse is playing
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"