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Horse is playing

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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"