What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.