HORSE GALLOPS

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Horse gallops

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New jokes

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"