NICE HORSE MANE

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Nice horse mane

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New jokes

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.