Horse takes the exercise
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.