Horse falls down on the grass
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."