Horse falls down on the grass
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.