Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.