SMALL LION

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Small lion

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Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.