Lion is eating bubbles
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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.