LION IS SWIMMING

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Lion is swimming

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Pregnant woman
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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tampons
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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!