Lion is swimming
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!