LION IS SWIMMING

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Lion is swimming

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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.