LION IS WALKING

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Lion is walking

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MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.