LION IS WALKING

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Lion is walking

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!