Jerry eats the cheese
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!